Yesterday, 9AM, driving to work…
Wife: “Hey, look, it’s snowing!”
Me: “Uh, no, I don’t think so”
Wife: “I tell you it’s snowing, look outside”
Me: “Well, yeah, couple snowflakes, nevermind”
Wife: “Doesn’t seem like just a couple, it’s getting heavier”
Me: “Oh, don’t worry. It’s not going to stick, it’s just too cold for heavy snow. Besides, it’s a windy day and if you look at the sky it doesn’t seem like heavy snow is coming. Sit back and relax, honey, we’ll be fine. By the way, did I mention I’m going out with a few mates for a round of golf this weekend?”
Today, 11AM, looking out of the window:
So much for my round of golf and my skills in weather forecasts…
ROTFL …well, good you have other skills